Trading Comedy

I'm signed up with a trading company called CMC. They provide a market for CFD's, FOREX, plus some other stuff. Every now and then I will get email from them for courses, promo's, news. I found myself laughing out loud at their last course promo mail out. It's the same crap, but in a different wrapping. Here's some excerpts:

See how people have made over 100% in 3 months trading CFDs sensibly with defined strategies that you can learn.

  • Don't believe anything anyone tells you; ask for account statements as proof of results you are shown (HomeTrader can provide them).
  • Vague ideas with no clarity are not repeatable; you have to have exact strategies that leave nothing to chance.
  • You need to treat trading seriously; if you dabble around the edges and don't know what you're doing, you will lose your money.
  • Trading is a great way to make money; to earn extra income or to grow your capital base.

Neil Ridley

"HomeTrader really works. Luck is not a necessary element. Just applying the correct principles as taught by HomeTrader will work for anyone. I am happy to recommend HomeTrader following my experience."
April 2005

I don't know Neil, but he's got the sort of name I can trust. Holy crap, what have I been wasting all these months coding for? All I need is $149 and a free day! Just leave your luck at the door folks, it's not needed here.

Don't forget everyone, with great power comes great responsibility. Use these secrets with care.

Next week: How to flog Rolex Replica's using only email, l33tsp34k, and flurescent fonts. Guaranteed results or a free genuine Rolex watch!

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